Miracle Whip? Good Lord, woman. Somebody get the tar and feathers! We don't need any of that stinkin' salad dressing fake mayo here!


Neither. Nasty slimy stuff.
Sorry mayonistas. 
Miracle Whip? Good Lord, woman. Somebody get the tar and feathers! We don't need any of that stinkin' salad dressing fake mayo here!
Because they don't!Hey!! I hate the crap too...just askin!!! Now, no one will want to admit they like MW better!!![]()
Miracle Whip? Good Lord, woman. Somebody get the tar and feathers! We don't need any of that stinkin' salad dressing fake mayo here!
Y'all need to call me when you get back so we can go play. This is just too danged funny.
Because they don't!
You can all just go to hail. I love Miracle Whip. Love it, love it, love it! I'll tolerate mayo when there is no MW handy.