We haven't done this in a while. I'll start--you add to. C&P the previous post so we can keep up.
It was so hot in Texas that.........
It was so hot in Texas that.........
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But their pimp came by and handed them a daisy raser.....
He said "c'mon ladies, dreadlocks are so last millennium"
One of the hookers mouthed off to the pimp 'cause she was danged tired of him running her life and she thought she deserved more of a cut if she had to shave, to boot.
One of the hookers mouthed off to the pimp 'cause she was danged tired of him running her life and she thought she deserved more of a cut if she had to shave, to boot.
And the pimp said "you can't shave off your armpit hair, where are you going to stash your crack"
And she said, "Keith, you know I keep my stash in my coochy!"
[Thanks, NW Florida Daily News... Woman has 'Keith' on her crotch, cocaine in her 'coochy' | woman, cocaine, coochy - News - Northwest Florida Daily News]
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About thaqt time, the cops showed up with a drug sniffing dog and a hand held vacuum and one of them said"What do we have here?"And she said, "Keith, you know I keep my stash in my coochy!"
[Thanks, NW Florida Daily News... Woman has 'Keith' on her crotch, cocaine in her 'coochy' | woman, cocaine, coochy - News - Northwest Florida Daily News]
But then they were distracted by a naked man running down the street screaming that the aliens were stealing his pot.