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scooterbug44

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Which unfortunately bears a strong resemblance to the native language of Krughiyuthvyunveyrvygeuwhgehpgiwastan rebels when you are slurring your words.

So Mel won't be making any movies for a while.
 
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Lynnie

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The Russkaya Mafiya wants a word or two with Mr. Gibson~~~~~~
 

LuciferSam

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The Russkaya Mafiya wants a word or two with Mr. Gibson~~~~~~

They suspect that he and Ms. Palin at one time were holed up in Alaska together and looking at houses of top ranking syndicate members through a telescope atop a snowdrift.
 

scooterbug44

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Meanwhile the snowdrift has melted and they found all kinds of interesting things.

Like the home of a Sasquatch w/ a note that read " Damn global warming and the glacier destroyed my home, so I've gone to visit my cousin the Skunkape in Florida."
 

LuciferSam

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Like the home of a Sasquatch w/ a note that read " Damn global warming and the glacier destroyed my home, so I've gone to visit my cousin the Skunkape in Florida."


Close up of a large mosquito siphoning blood from Palin's earlobe with a gradual fade in to some murky lake surrounded by sugar white sand dunes with hundreds of penguins flying through the air in a circular pattern resembling a cyclone. The birds were flying counterclockwise, a sure indicator that they had fully adaped to the ways of the northern hemisphere.
 

Sheila

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Closer observation determined determined that what was believed to be mosquitos, penguins, and birds flying counterclockwise, to be flying monkeys. Their eyes were blank and zombie-like erie droning chanting of "get Lucifer Sam, this clown is going down" could be heard from Sally's Backside to the Red Bar!
 
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