you need to try some hormone replacement therapy. works wonders.
Oh god I'm old
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Thirty was my FAVORITE birthday. I celebrated for a month. I'm still celebrating.
SWBG, I wanna know what the problem is. There are drugs for menopause, and I think that it will be funn for the same reasons my 30th was fun--youth is wasted on the young.
Okay, I'm going to do it. I don't want to turn 29, but it's going to happen. Before you beat me without mercy, understand that 29 is like gay menopause. No one really talks about, you have no idea whats going on, and in the past you were simply put on a raft and sent out to sea.
I'll be out partying with my new walker on Saturday. Stop by and say hi.
Stop da whining and start da partying!!
Must also be the official first step on to the path of "drama queen".
Perfect!
.........;-)Okay, I'm going to do it. I don't want to turn 29, but it's going to happen. Before you beat me without mercy, understand that 29 is like gay menopause. No one really talks about, you have no idea whats going on, and in the past you were simply put on a raft and sent out to sea.
I'll be out partying with my new walker on Saturday. Stop by and say hi.
So old? You really have no idea what you're talking about.
Oy! If I had known the ruckus I was gonna cause, I never woulda started such a thread.
kurt, can we just change the title to
Drama queen....:roll:
Oy! If I had known the ruckus I was gonna cause, I never woulda started such a thread.
kurt, can we just change the title to
My DQ BFF has a love/hate relationship with drawing attention to himself, too.......it's charming! Enjoy 'cause next year you'll be 30 - oh my!
At 30, he started getting glycolic peels and colonics
Oy! If I had known the ruckus I was gonna cause, I never woulda started such a thread.
kurt, can we just change the title to
:lie:...so charming...an old DQ that tells lies!
Oh, boo hoo, BITE ME gayboi!!!!
What she said! Happy Birthday Sowalgayboi! Someday you will be wishing that you were turning 29. And that day will be here before you know it!