Oh god I'm old

[TooFarTampa]

Early morning
April 4
Shout rings out
in the SoWal skyyy
'God I'm old
they took my youth
they could not take my priiiiiide...'*

*because by then it will be long gone.

This is the bestest birthday thread ever!

 

[Miss Kitty]

Early morning
April 4
Shout rings out
in the SoWal skyyy
'God I'm old
they took my youth
they could not take my priiiiiide...'*

*because by then it will be long gone.

This is the bestest birthday thread ever!

 

[hnooe]

swgb--I rented No Country for Old Men--have you seen it? Come over if your not doing anything tomorrow night...

By the way, there are no "bois" past 30, so enjoy!

 

[Lynnie]

Early morning
April 4
Shout rings out
in the SoWal skyyy
'God I'm old
they took my youth
they could not take my priiiiiide...'*

*because by then it will be long gone.

This is the bestest birthday thread ever!

It's kinda a joyous roasting!
Cheers

 

[Sheila]

I got married in 1981. Again.

Beat you by a year! Dear Eight-Pound, Six-Ounce Newborn Infant Jesus, I have shoes older than SWGOMBB!!!

SWGOMBB honey, wait til you are the same age as the speed limit and people are sending you invitations to wear a "red hat" and join them for lunch! Instead of Victoria Secrets you receive coupons for depends, preparation h, poli-grip and 25% off at the scooter store! Then you have really arrived! :funn:

By the way, you look fab and not a day over 22. You look damn good to be so old!

 

[ktschris]

Early morning
April 4
Shout rings out
in the SoWal skyyy
'God I'm old
they took my youth
they could not take my priiiiiide...'*

*because by then it will be long gone.

This is the bestest birthday thread ever!

Very nicely done with the U2 reference

 

[Miss Kitty]

Beat you by a year! Dear Eight-Pound, Six-Ounce Newborn Infant Jesus, I have shoes older than SWGOMBB!!!

SWGOMBB honey, wait til you are the same age as the speed limit and people are sending you invitations to wear a "red hat" and join them for lunch! Instead of Victoria Secrets you receive coupons for depends, preparation h, poli-grip and 25% off at the scooter store! Then you have really arrived! :funn:

By the way, you look fab and not a day over 22. You look damn good to be so old!

...

DD and jfunn ran into the red hats in Dallas last week!

I still have my weejuns from high school...that makes them at least 37 yo!

I want a scooter...do you still have the coupon?

 

[scooterbug44]

I was going to suggest he change his name to Sowalgaigeezer!

 

[Miss Kitty]

I was going to suggest he change his name to Sowalgaigeezer!

...and you can be scootercrustybug!

 

[scooterbug44]

Ew!

I don't have to change my name until I turn 45! See how I plan ahead!