audie, that girl must have been to the doctor before she came to the pharmacy.

Maybe the Doctor stuck an anal probe in her and left it there. She sure has something stuck up her @ss.
I don't carry cash in my wallet any more, but if I lose my wallet and it is returned with its contents, the person who found it is getting a reward of some type. I remember losing my wallet in a bar back in my college days. I had been to three bars (only one beer at each bar), when I realized it was missing. I went back to the last bar and looked around where I had been sitting and found nothing. I walked up to the bar to ask the bartender about my wallet, and at the same time, a girl walks up beside me to turn a wallet in to the bartender.

I think I had about $80 bucks in the wallet, and my immediate thought was to give the girl all of the cash, because if it had stayed missing, I would be out the cash and I would have all kinds of hassles with replacing ID and credit cards. I tried to give the girl the cash, but she wouldn't take it. I finally convinced her to let me buy her and her friends a round of drinks. I was so thankful that a good person had found it.