Random Believe it or Nots....

[Lynnie]

Swarovski Embellished Sandals by Giuseppe Zanotti

Those are fugly!

BUT! I have some Giuseppe boots and guess what's embellished on them?

They're fabu!

 

[Lake View Too]

Speaking of staying clean. Here's a hands-free urinal.

...no robot is gonna touch my thingy!!!

 

[Miss Kitty]

...oh my, Chill...too funny!

Vertu Ascent Ti Neon screams 'I'm rich and I watch Saved By The Bell reruns'

 

[Miss Kitty]

My Trip to Walgreens by Miss Kitty

On a hot Sunday afternoon, I got in my car and traveled the streets of my youth to the Walgreens drug store. I was picking up a prescription for PawPaw and maybe some ponytail holders for myself. While perusing the various color combos of pt holders, a voice boomed beside me, "PUT IT BACK AND GET OUT OFF THE STORE!" I was shocked and looked up to see what that was about and saw a man putting a watch back on the rack and complaining he had bought one the week before and it quit running. Once more, he was asked to leave and slowly took off towards the door. Whew...I thought the hair police were after me for wearing ponytails.

I left the area of hair goods and to my utter surprise, guess what I saw...

HALLOWEEN CANDY!!!!!

 

[Lynnie]

Speaking of staying clean. Here's a hands-free urinal.

...no robot is gonna touch my thingy!!!

:funn:

Oh, come on now........ confession time!!!

 

[Lake View Too]

This is a true story: In the men's bathroom of the DeFuniak Whataburger they have a TV above the urinal. I sh*t you not. Now how weird is it when you just trying to tinkle and one of those blonde "Network Television News Hotties" comes on...

 

[Mermaid]

This is a true story: In the men's bathroom of the DeFuniak Whataburger they have a TV above the urinal. I sh*t you not. Now how weird is it when you just trying to tinkle and one of those blonde "Network Television News Hotties" comes on...

Pshaw, that's nuthin'. Our favorite dive bar on Lake Manitou in northern Indiana has one of these:

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They even advertise it on the local radio. It's a great hit with all the guys. And like size, a lot of them lie about it, too.

 

[Lake View Too]

Mermaid, most guys don't care about how hard we pee, honest. peeing is a secondary use, if you know what I mean? (you can take the joke out of the juvenile, but you can't take the juvenile out of the joke)...or something like that...I'm in the middle of a tropical storm...peeing properly is the last thing on my mind.

 

[Matt J]

Please don't use the term pee. Some sowallers are very sensitive about this and in an effort to include everyone I would politely like to ask you to use the term tinkle.

 

[Miss Kitty]

Please don't use the term pee. Some sowallers are very sensitive about this and in an effort to include everyone I would politely like to ask you to use the term tinkle.

thank you for the wonderful PSA!

Pictures of these ladies wll not come up, but there is a contest for the 10 most beautiful women in Dallas. Here are the first two candidates. Number 2 should win by a landslide.

Veronica Adri

Charity Beaver