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my bullhorn died
not sure if i should
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not sure if i should
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my bullhorn died
not sure if i should
Is it really terminal? Guess we will have to find you a new improved one!
I had not seen that particular commercial, but I HATE that guy. Hate him. Want someone to cut his weenie off.
That's great. I handle it similarly, but these peeps are seriously belaboring the issue time and time again. They both need a life. I consoled two over the weekend with, "Take the high road and do what is best for both of you because the other will not. It's obvious you are hurting each other, which is unhealthy and that part has to stop. When you are ready for that to be over, it will be." Response: "Yeah, but she's my friend." My response: "Then, why don't y'all act like friends instead of beating each other up electronically?" No response. I rest my case.Geez - people sometimes!
Sample:
Dear Friends,
Get out of the sandbox and grow up. Life is too short.
sincerely,
The Rest of Us
my bullhorn died
not sure if i should
:scratch:I think I have an idea! We could have our first ever SoWal Telethon to raise the $$$ to purchase Jfunn a new bullhorn! The annual Turkey Trot would not be the same without the bullhorn!!!! How the hail else will I know that I am the only person that that did not win a doorprize!!!! :funn:
Sorry still a little bitter about that jfunn.
They call me DR. Bug! :rofl:
Now that the election is over, I move to delete the political forum. It hampers my efforts to repress all things political.
Me too. Sometimes the disjointing is just UGH!
I have a long and crazy one I can forward to you if you get bored. I purposefully kept my "arguments" short and sweet (and in DD's format:
Dear Buttwipe*,
That's an interesting point, but I do not choose to pursue it at this point.
sincerely,
Your Infinitely Smarter Colleague*.)
My original hope was that he would wear himself out, but he only got worse and finally forwarded it to our boss. Saved me a lot of trouble. Our boss sent him an email to the effect of:
Dear Buttwipe,
Get a life and leave your infinitely smarter colleague the hail alone.
Sincerely,
Your boss until you realize we're not renewing your contract*
*Names were changed to protect the stupid.
Not sure what surprises me more, that my friends expend so many hours a day composing these emails beating each other up or that they compose them with their thumbs!
And, this sweet GF (the one who wants me to read her other emails): I email a quick not to get together and she sends me a text in return that takes up two texts because it's character driven, evidently??? And, I am in front of my computer, which is just easier to use all of my typing digits and can't text her back. She gets upset because the email uses too much space on her gmail storage - isn't it like 20MG???! FTLOG/C!! Now, I just pick up the phone and call her - so much easier!
Hmph - the Information Age, Indeed!
Someone snuck into our beach cottage, stole my towels, toilet paper , soap, and slept in our beds, and used the jacuzzi tub. 