Random Rants

[Minnie]

It is even hot inside, heat index going to 110 here and it is June.

 

[Teresa]

I cannot believe how #$%@&*# hot it is! not even July yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my hermit crabs are frying out on the back porch!!! poor little dears. they wait all winter hibernating in the tank inside, for a little warmth out on the back porch and now they are hibernating in the sand cause its too dang hot! (this rant is on behalf of Lucky, Daisy May and Bo).

 

[Lynnie]

Dropped my fancy computer!
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[DD]

I'm probably gonna be struck dead or afflicted by some blight, but I went to a funeral today (one of our residents). It was a graveside service, at 4 pm. No shade. That preacher practically read the whole Bible!! People were swooning, sweating and about to pass out!! He jsut went on and on. And on. I know that I can now quote the whole Book of 1 Corinthians!!

 

[Miss Kitty]

I'm probably gonna be struck dead or afflicted by some blight, but I went to a funeral today (one of our residents). It was a graveside service, at 4 pm. No shade. That preacher practically read the whole Bible!! People were swooning, sweating and about to pass out!! He jsut went on and on. And on. I know that I can now quote the whole Book of 1 Corinthians!!

....I'll be afflicted with ya'. I can't stop laughing. Bless everyone's heart.

 

[ShallowsNole]

I'm probably gonna be struck dead or afflicted by some blight, but I went to a funeral today (one of our residents). It was a graveside service, at 4 pm. No shade. That preacher practically read the whole Bible!! People were swooning, sweating and about to pass out!! He jsut went on and on. And on. I know that I can now quote the whole Book of 1 Corinthians!!

I appreciate a preacher's right to preach, even at funerals when folks are especially mindful of the life hereafter...but surely he realized that people were too hot to think about much else. Or else he thought he could tie it somehow into the concept of Hell.

One of our local funeral homes used to give out hand fans. We had quite a collection in the glove compartment of the car. We went on a 4th of July picnic a couple of years ago and noticed the extended family was staring at us - here we are fanning with things with the American flag on one side and Clary-Glenn on the other

 

[ShallowsNole]

New rant

I HATE THE FRICKIN' MOVIE CHANNELS.

Why do men feel the need to watch a movie over, and over, and over? Or pick it up in the middle? I leave the living room to go tinkle and before I can get back, a dayum movie is on, and the volume is cranked up to the point the windows are rattling. I am wearing earplugs and I can STILL hear it.

I like movies, but once. If it's a really good one, twice.

Of course, I'm sure SF thinks the same thing when I watch QVC and the Weather Channel...

 

[NoHall]

I'm probably gonna be struck dead or afflicted by some blight, but I went to a funeral today (one of our residents). It was a graveside service, at 4 pm. No shade. That preacher practically read the whole Bible!! People were swooning, sweating and about to pass out!! He jsut went on and on. And on. I know that I can now quote the whole Book of 1 Corinthians!!

Job security.

 

[Teresa]

I'm probably gonna be struck dead or afflicted by some blight, but I went to a funeral today (one of our residents). It was a graveside service, at 4 pm. No shade. That preacher practically read the whole Bible!! People were swooning, sweating and about to pass out!! He jsut went on and on. And on. I know that I can now quote the whole Book of 1 Corinthians!!

how terrible! he should be shot! where is wrobert?

 

[Lynnie]

grumpy posters! ARGH!