What's the Vegas line on who dies first from a heart attack, Emeril "let's drown everything in olive oil" Lagasse, or Paula "I use butter as a toothpick" Dean. I say Dean may expire during a taping one day. I'll bet they have so much invested in her, there are shocking paddles on the set.It is interesting that the Today show, which just featured a guy talking about the massive amounts of calories in restaurant foods, is now featuring Christmas with Paula Deen, she's the one whom I refer to as the "Butter Lady." She has a counter full of high-calorie desserts and is stuffing her face. The same host who just interviewed the calorie counting guy is hosting this segment, too, probably in a state of shock.