• Trouble logging in? Send us a message with your username and/or email address for help.
New posts

Just Curious

Beach Fanatic
Apr 22, 2009
316
80
The angry faces are directed at Pat Robertson because he's a first rate A-hole. I don't believe this prick has any super powers or represents God but he and his followers do and that makes him a very dangerous individual.

I will not respond to your ridiculous questions about Katrina.

That question was meant to reflect your earlier statement. I guess it worked.
 

Miss Critter

Beach Fanatic
Mar 8, 2008
3,397
2,125
My perfect beach
A letter from Satan to Pat Roberston via NPR:

The 'Devil' Writes Pat Robertson A Letter - The Two-Way - Breaking News, Analysis Blog : NPR

Dear Pat Robertson,​
I know that you know that all press is good press, so I appreciate the shout-out. And you make God look like a big mean bully who kicks people when they are down, so I'm all over that action.​
But when you say that Haiti has made a pact with me, it is totally humiliating. I may be evil incarnate, but I'm no welcher. The way you put it, making a deal with me leaves folks desperate and impoverished.​
Sure, in the afterlife, but when I strike bargains with people, they first get something here on earth -- glamour, beauty, talent, wealth, fame, glory, a golden fiddle. Those Haitians have nothing, and I mean nothing. And that was before the earthquake. Haven't you seen "Crossroads"? Or "Damn Yankees"?​
If I had a thing going with Haiti, there'd be lots of banks, skyscrapers, SUVs, exclusive night clubs, Botox -- that kind of thing. An 80 percent poverty rate is so not my style. Nothing against it -- I'm just saying: Not how I roll.​
You're doing great work, Pat, and I don't want to clip your wings -- just, come on, you're making me look bad. And not the good kind of bad. Keep blaming God. That's working. But leave me out of it, please. Or we may need to renegotiate your own contract.​
Best, Satan​
 

poppy

Banned
Sep 10, 2008
2,854
928
Miramar Beach
That question was meant to reflect your earlier statement. I guess it worked.

You should read that post again, you missed an important word. I wrote about what he claimed he did, I never said I believed it. I believe very little of what comes out of this fools mouth.
 

Just Curious

Beach Fanatic
Apr 22, 2009
316
80

futurebeachbum

Beach Fanatic
Jul 11, 2005
1,100
375
70
Snellsburg, GA
www.myfloridacottage.com
Let's have some really intellectual debate

On one side we can have Pat Robertson blaming the Earthquake in Haiti on the Devil.

On the other we can have Danny Glover blaming ManMade Global Warming for the quake.

Clearly the discourse between two such intellectual positions would be fascinating to observe.:bang:
 

shellak

Beach Fanatic
Jan 21, 2008
309
162
So is Minnie the house speaker for Christianity? Give us your list and we'll see if you measure up- that's a war you'll never win. If you know anything about the standard of Christianity you would know it's actually impossible for a human being to live up to the standard set there. That's why Jesus came, duh, we couldn't do it. There is a statement in there that says, love thinks no evil. THINKS NO EVIL. Yeah right. Have you ever tried that? It's not possible. There is an escape clause for us humans and that is love covers a multitude of sins. I know you understand how hard it is to love people at times Shellak, it's an everyday, second by second choice. It's hard work. I grab that one and hang on to it cause every thought I think doesn't measure up nor do yours or anybody else's. Everybody says stupid stuff at times- you can't pay attention to every single word that comes out of someone's mouth- geez. There is a universal lesson that everyone can relate to even if they choose not to be a Christian and that is sewing and reaping or planting and harvesting. You plant corn, you get corn. You plant love, you get love. The kindergarten rule- treat others how you would like to be treated. It's all about loving people. By the way if there was a vote for house speaker, I would vote for Minnie!

i'm not christian and don't purport to be so you don't need to see if i measure up.
 
New posts


Sign Up for SoWal Newsletter