Seagrove Thief

[greenroomsurfer]

You forgot about the cooler.

 

[ameliaj]

We have a regular thief in our community. (In Ga. not in Seacrest) We all know his name and where he lives. He steals only cash from unlocked cars, beer from garage refrigerators and once he took a whole beef tenderloin scheduled to be cooked for Christmas dinner. Apparently crack dealers will only take cash or steaks.
He eventually gets caught, sent to the pokey and we can all quit worrying about locking up. Then he gets out and we start over.