SHELLY, SHELLY, SHELLY...why you do this to us? I mean I know it has been a little slow around here lately, but that is no reason to abandon us, is it? I truly have learned so much from you. If you really do go I will miss you. 
Nooo! Please don't go!I always go directly for your postings first, love your humor and how you keep it real.

Can't you just post less often? I don't think you realize how much joy your humor brings to this community. Or you could just come back as 'beta insert arthropod name here' and crack jokes about countertops.

