Well I was talkin' to Witt and some of the boys over in my building earlier (that's the Mal M. Moore Athletic Facility for those of you who don't know I run things) and I was pushing for that to be the cover next year for our football guide but they didn't feel it was appropriate.
I told 'em that if that's what it takes to get Spurrier here, he can wear two nipple rings. Then again if Spurrier comes, he won't have to answer to me anyway, just the man upstairs, and I don't mean Witt either. I man the man way upstairs sitting at the left hand of the Bear!