Sowal's own DAILY UNICORN

[Sarah Palin]

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The Tsintaosaurus is the evolutionary precursor to the Unicorn of today; a Hadrosaur, its most prominent feature is its horn. Legend has it that the wish of a wily Carnotaurus, commonly referred to as the “ahole of the Dinosaur World” made on a Tsingtaosaurus horn led to the KT Extinction 65 million years ago, which wiped out the dinosaurs. A little known fact: Jurassic Park was a real theme park, but the dinosaurs weren’t created from “Dino DNA.” They were wished into existence by an unscrupulous investor, who was later eaten. Click the pic to read the wiki entry.

 

[ShallowsNole]

I get mail addressed to Una Corn, so I have a pretty good idea who started this thread.

I hope nobody starts a thread about the mail we get addressed to Mr. Himoff!! :roll:

 

[30A Skunkape]

I hope nobody starts a thread about the mail we get addressed to Mr. Himoff!! :roll:

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[Sarah Palin]

There are those of us who understand the desire, nay, the NEED for a variety of Unicorn apparel to get us through the week. If one Unicorn shirt is amazing, then 7 are 49 times as amazing. Well, Unicorns Rock has got *all* of your unicorn t-shirt needs, wants, desires, and wishes. For every shirt you purchase, a wish is granted that will allow the rise of humanity’s next greatest hope for survival.

Look, go buy a damn shirt, unless you’re a wienie.

 

[Sarah Palin]

Wil Wheaton riding a UNICORN PEGASUS KITTEN

As you may know, [ame="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wil_wheaton"]Wil Wheaton[/ame] is one of the last surviving Eldritch Gods of Yore. This glorious photo is a realistic depiction of him mounted upon a Unicorn variant, battling the Deep Orc John Scalzi for the souls of the damned. Alternately, they are raising money for research into treatments and/or cures for Lupus. A noble cause, gentleman, and one all of us (i.e. just me) at The Daily Unicron support.

 

[Sarah Palin]

This (brought to the author’s attention by DubiousOrigins) represents the sheer diversity of Unicorn lifeforms. This one, as you can see, arose from a sheet of paper in a mystical, yet organic process. It is paper given shape, the shapes of things, the form of something beautiful.

Also, if you are not a virgin, it’ll papercut the hell out of your gonads.