SoWell on Sowal

[kathydwells]

we've been watching 3 weeks of the Tour de France and we're pyched to do a little peddling... ...better get ready!

Did you take your testosterone yet? Just kidding mermy...I hope you hall have a wonderful, grayt, perfect time!!!!!

 

[Mermaid]

Did you take your testosterone yet? Just kidding mermy...I hope you hall have a wonderful, grayt, perfect time!!!!!

Ooooh, I saw that about TdeF winner Floyd Landis testing positive. I think he's innocent. This is what I pulled up from a news article on the web:

"Landis had astonished the cycling world by bouncing back to win the 17th stage, driving himself to the point of collapse despite the constant pain he suffers from a hip condition. Some experts suggest that the positive test may have been the result of the extraordinary stresses that his body experienced during that epic ride."

It seems totally out of character for Landis to be involved in blood doping. The next results will show the truth!

Now back to our regular programming. ;-)

 

[kathydwells]

I thought this would fit perfect here.


New Diet
Here's your sign.

I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador Retriever and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

I just couldn't help myself, and on impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital.

I said no. . . . . I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.

:funn: :funn: :funn:

 

[kathydwells]

Ooooh, I saw that about TdeF winner Floyd Landis testing positive. I think he's innocent. This is what I pulled up from a news article on the web:

"Landis had astonished the cycling world by bouncing back to win the 17th stage, driving himself to the point of collapse despite the constant pain he suffers from a hip condition. Some experts suggest that the positive test may have been the result of the extraordinary stresses that his body experienced during that epic ride."

It seems totally out of character for Landis to be involved in blood doping. The next results will show the truth!

Now back to our regular programming. ;-)

I am sure he must be innocent!!!!!

 

[Mermaid]

I am sure he must be innocent!!!!!

He has to be. I mean, really, he's an ex-Mennonite!!

 

[kathydwells]

He has to be. I mean, really, he's an ex-Mennonite!!

Well there you go Mermy....innocent, I say, innocent!!!!

 

[Mango]

I thought this would fit perfect here.


New Diet
Here's your sign.

I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador Retriever and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

I just couldn't help myself, and on impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital.

I said no. . . . . I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.

:funn: :funn: :funn:

OMG :clap_1: :rofl: :funn: I think I just did purina in my pants!

 

[DD]

I thought this would fit perfect here.


New Diet
Here's your sign.

I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador Retriever and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

I just couldn't help myself, and on impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital.

I said no. . . . . I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.

:funn: :funn: :funn:

kdw--you're too much!!

 

[DD]

Daily check-in:

Breakfast: Strawberry-Banana Smoothie
Lunch: White beans, again
Roast beef--about 1/2 c. shredded
Dinner: (with thanks to Linda) Wrap-Tomato Basil wrap with grilled chicken, onions and mushrooms, low fat honey mustard. Delish!
Dessert: watermelon

water: didn't do quite so good today on this, but I'm still working on it.
exercise: about to walk the dog....

over and out for now.....

 

[Mango]

Good going DD :clap_1: Keep it up!