Spitting

[NoHall]

As long as you're discreet. I am sure you'd never spit where someone would slip and slide.
I must admit though, when I first read this, this is what went through my mind.
:roll::funn::roll:

I try to spit where it will nourish our poor, parched land. (Parched because of those frickin'-frackin' Floridians stealing my water!)

Although I justify my expectorations, I am still ashamed.

 

[DD]

I try to spit where it will nourish our poor, parched land. (Parched because of those frickin'-frackin' Floridians stealing my water!)

Although I justify my expectorations, I am still ashamed.

I'm glad to know you spit responsibly.

 

[Matt J]

I try to spit where it will nourish our poor, parched land. (Parched because of those frickin'-frackin' Floridians stealing my water!)

Although I justify my expectorations, I am still ashamed.

(Think Mrs. Doubtfire's accent)

and that my dear children is how the oyster found it's way to Apalachicola bay.

:rofl::funn:

I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I think that's the funniest thing I've ever posted on sowal.

 

[NoHall]

(Think Mrs. Doubtfire's accent)

and that my dear children is how the oyster found it's way to Apalachicola bay.

:rofl::funn:

I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I think that's the funniest thing I've ever posted on sowal.

pui?

 

[DD]

(Think Mrs. Doubtfire's accent)

and that my dear children is how the oyster found it's way to Apalachicola bay.

:rofl::funn:

I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I think that's the funniest thing I've ever posted on sowal.

Quite possibly.

 

[Matt J]

pui?

I'm as sober as a Walton County Sheriff's Deputy.

 

[kingfishn]

sure is boring after summer and elections...~haaawksnortpatooey~

 

[kingfishn]

oops...I mean ~snorthaaawkpatooey~

 

[Miss Kitty]

I'm as sober as a Walton County Sheriff's Deputy.

3 pointer. :funn:

 

[Bob]

The boys at school love to spit everywhere, including inside the building. We demerit the heck out of them when they do and tell them that it is not at all acceptable.



Um...sometimes...read on.





Please don't hate me, but I spit. Asthmatic bronchitis has plagued me for most of my life, and I wake up with (turn your head, jdarg) globs of green stuff that gets coughed up out of my lungs. I don't want it in my body anymore, so it goes in the sink. Bleh.

If I'm not near the sink, it goes discreetly into a tissue. And (God help me) if I'm running, it goes into a bush when I think nobody's looking. My girlfriends taught me to be as discreet as possible (they sometimes do it, too) and we excuse ourselves (like when you sneeze or cough) when it has to happen.

It's icky, and it should never be done indoors or polite company, but spit happens.

how many demerits for farting?