Tanning Will Cause Cancer

[DD]

• I don't tan voluntarily. The sun does it to me. I could wear turtlenecks, hoods, long pants and socks to the beach, but I'm afraid I'll have a heat stroke.

• My dental hygienist told me that I was going to die from not flossing every @#$% five minutes. As I have told Aggie B, I floss regularly, but this woman is crazy. However, her prediction has brought me a lot of relief. Since she is so certain that I'm going to die from not flossing, I no longer wear my seat belt, I smoke 3 packs a day, I cross against the light, run with scissors, fly kites in thunderstorms, and do trapeze stunts without a net. Life is great.

Atta girl!!!!

 

[Beachbummette]

• I don't tan voluntarily. The sun does it to me. I could wear turtlenecks, hoods, long pants and socks to the beach, but I'm afraid I'll have a heat stroke.

• My dental hygienist told me that I was going to die from not flossing every @#$% five minutes. As I have told Aggie B, I floss regularly, but this woman is crazy. However, her prediction has brought me a lot of relief. Since she is so certain that I'm going to die from not flossing, I no longer wear my seat belt, I smoke 3 packs a day, I cross against the light, run with scissors, fly kites in thunderstorms, and do trapeze stunts without a net. Life is great.

What'd I tell you.....I drive way to fast to worry about malinoma and cholesterol.

 

[DD]

What'd I tell you.....I drive way to fast to worry about malinoma and cholesterol.

My new siggy!

 

[sandybanks]

Because I am not allowed to post the dangers of tanning in the same thread as a tanning salon opening, I will post it here. Tanning has been shown to cause melanoma, which kills 8000 people in the US every year. Melanoma is a politically correct cancer because tanning is associated with being "healthy." Lung cancer and liver cancer are not as lucky and now both smoking and binge drinking (primary causes of these cancers) are no longer in style. People will continue to tan because they are stupid and vain, but I will not stay silent on this message board because the moderators support skin cancer.

Thank you for posting this information about the dangers of tanning. I want you to know that I for one do appreciate your concern for me on this matter.

It is nice to know that there are people out there in the public who care about their fellow neighbor. It is comforting knowing that I have such a nice person on this site thinking about my well being.

I do hope you are having a great evening and want you to know that I for one will not sit in a tanning bed anymore.

 

[John R]

The govt invented bluetooth devices to make us think taking the cell phones away from our heads will save us from the cancer. The bluetooth devices are actually more acute delivery devices. Also, having the device that much closer to the eardrum causes tinitus. Be careful.

 

[Jdarg]

Thank you for posting this information about the dangers of tanning. I want you to know that I for one do appreciate your concern for me on this matter.

It is nice to know that there are people out there in the public who care about their fellow neighbor. It is comforting knowing that I have such a nice person on this site thinking about my well being.

I do hope you are having a great evening and want you to know that I for one will not sit in a tanning bed anymore.

I think you have a better shot of making it by tanning all day in the bed and ditching the Alex Jones addiction.

 

[Alicia Leonard]

• I don't tan voluntarily. The sun does it to me. I could wear turtlenecks, hoods, long pants and socks to the beach, but I'm afraid I'll have a heat stroke.

• My dental hygienist told me that I was going to die from not flossing every @#$% five minutes. As I have told Aggie B, I floss regularly, but this woman is crazy. However, her prediction has brought me a lot of relief. Since she is so certain that I'm going to die from not flossing, I no longer wear my seat belt, I smoke 3 packs a day, I cross against the light, run with scissors, fly kites in thunderstorms, and do trapeze stunts without a net. Life is great.

Ummmmmm.......... .........Miss Nohall...........rant thread, one topic on down in lounge. You've just written a classic.

 

[wrobert]

The govt invented bluetooth devices to make us think taking the cell phones away from our heads will save us from the cancer. The bluetooth devices are actually more acute delivery devices. Also, having the device that much closer to the eardrum causes tinitus. Be careful.

That is why I stuff tin foil in my ears also.

 

[DD]

That is why I stuff tin foil in my ears also.

 

[John R]

That is why I stuff tin foil in my ears also.

i knew it. They told you guys already.