Tell us the crazy hormonal thing you've done this season

[rapunzel]

I went to Belk to get some powder. No one here sells the brand I use, so I was just going to get any kind to get by until in was in a city. There is a Chinese woman who works at the Bobbi Brown counter, and she sensed my hormonal vulnerability apparently. She grabs me, does my whole face, lectures me about how I must take care of myself if I want to keep man, I could be pretty girl, need to exercise, spend hour getting ready in morning, 20 minutes skin care at night, cook nice dinner for man. Smile all time.

Granted, I was wearing my yoga clothes and most of my makeup had sweated or rubbed off in class...but I was running into Belk for powder. This woman had me feeling like Ali Sheedy in Breakfast Club, but with aged and crinkled eyes.

Yeah, I dropped $200 on makeup. And I promised to go back for the eye cream.

 

[rapunzel]

Rapunzel's new avatar is making me ill. Is that hormonal? She knows my irrational fear of unicorns, bad mystical creature/angel art, etc.:shock:

But you love ligers!

I want some ground unicorn horn cream for my eyes.

 

[Teresa]

Hey Minnie...remember, it is called mentalpause!

OMG, or in your case...Minniepause!!!!

kitty so clever!

I went to Belk to get some powder. No one here sells the brand I use, so I was just going to get any kind to get by until in was in a city. There is a Chinese woman who works at the Bobbi Brown counter, and she sensed my hormonal vulnerability apparently. She grabs me, does my whole face, lectures me about how I must take care of myself if I want to keep man, I could be pretty girl, need to exercise, spend hour getting ready in morning, 20 minutes skin care at night, cook nice dinner for man. Smile all time.

Granted, I was wearing my yoga clothes and most of my makeup had sweated or rubbed off in class...but I was running into Belk for powder. This woman had me feeling like Ali Sheedy in Breakfast Club, but with aged and crinkled eyes.

Yeah, I dropped $200 on makeup. And I promised to go back for the eye cream.

surely you jest! you "could be pretty"? this is great.

 

[seacrestkristi]

Gull, grayt interpretation!

 

[Jdarg]

But you love ligers!

I want some ground unicorn horn cream for my eyes.

Yes, I love ligers.

Shouldn't you be spending that hour to get ready - to keep your man?

 

[kathydwells]

I went to Belk to get some powder. No one here sells the brand I use, so I was just going to get any kind to get by until in was in a city. There is a Chinese woman who works at the Bobbi Brown counter, and she sensed my hormonal vulnerability apparently. She grabs me, does my whole face, lectures me about how I must take care of myself if I want to keep man, I could be pretty girl, need to exercise, spend hour getting ready in morning, 20 minutes skin care at night, cook nice dinner for man. Smile all time.

Granted, I was wearing my yoga clothes and most of my makeup had sweated or rubbed off in class...but I was running into Belk for powder. This woman had me feeling like Ali Sheedy in Breakfast Club, but with aged and crinkled eyes.

Yeah, I dropped $200 on makeup. And I promised to go back for the eye cream.

This so made me smile. Who the he** was this woman looking at? I have seen you punzy, you are no Ali Sheedy. I would love to hear what our resident doctor had to say about this!!!! Go now girl, take that hour to make yourself beautiful for that man of yours. Go plan your meal that you are going to cook for him in your beautiful new makeup. Make that man of yours happy, keep him coming back for more.......OMG, I can't believe that woman said that to YOU!!!!!

 

[NoHall]

Yes, I love ligers.

Shouldn't you be spending that hour to get ready - to keep your man?

:roll:

With salespeople like that...she would have to hook me up with makeup AND a good therapist!

 

[Mango]

Punzy, you should have asked her if the advice she was dispensing was because she failed, and now her night job consists of telling someone
"love you long time"...

 

[DD]

Audie, sometimes, and I do mean sometimes those people that we live with are right. ;-)

Oh honey! Repeat after me...they are NEVER right, NEVER. Even if they are, we must NEVER admit it.

Punzy, you should have asked her if the advice she was dispensing was because she failed, and now her night job consists of telling someone
"love you long time"...

 

[ShallowsNole]

kitty so clever!



surely you jest! you "could be pretty"? this is great.

Yeah, punz..."could be pretty?" That sounds like something I'd be told. But not you!

Anyway, let us know how the keeping your man part goes. :funn: