Water feature! How HGTV! Maybe it would make a good episode " How to build your own moat with Candiru Catfish" wihout an exploding uretha.
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Water feature! How HGTV! Maybe it would make a good episode " How to build your own moat with Candiru Catfish" wihout an exploding uretha.Kimmifunn said:Ok. Phead has been talking about this thing since Bsmart said he was Amazon bound.
It scares me. But I can't quit reading about it. Here's what Kathydwells posted: Worst nightmare
But here's more...
Amputation?
Speechless
TripleB said:Catfish are well known for being bottom dwellers.
RiverOtter said:I would drink "green fruit of the Jagua tree, Genipa Americana L." until I got the fire hose effect![]()

30-gAy said:Whew, now that I have recovered from my little fainting spell.............that one article gave me a great idea- A candiru/piranha/electric eel moat around my house!!
"One last thing. Lest you think the candir? is all bad news, one visionary has proposed them, apparently seriously, as a key prong in a "fish-based security system" for the South Pacific--see www.spc.org.nc/coastfish/Reports/misc/wp99/candiru.htm. You dig a moat around your house, see, and stock it with candir?, piranha, and electric eels. "Should the housebreaker fortuitously not be attacked by the electric eels or the piranha then there is a good chance that he will suffer the invasive penetration of the candir? into the urethra." Is that brilliant or what? OK, you might lose a few pets or small children, too, but at least your silverware will be safe."
....and 30-gAy has fabulous silverware. Plus it'll keep all those party drunks from peeing in any of my water features for fear of making a mistake.
:rofl: Tootsie said:good one 30gay! glad you recovered from your fainting spell. hope you didn't hit your head on your computer screen....
Parrothead74 said:i bet chuck norris eats fried candiru catfish for dinner
miramargal said:ok...this is sooo disturbing...it's been running through my mind since I read it yesterday.
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....but I will say that I think some bartender on 30a needs to come up with an asskickin' drink and and call it the candiru martini....and make it yum yum yellow...
