Things Men Shouldn't say in Victoria's Secret

[ktschris]

Top ten things men SHOULDN'T say out loud in Victoria's Secret:

10 Does this come in children's sizes?

9 No thanks. Just Sniffing.

8 I'll be in the dressing room going blind.

7 Mom will love this.

6 Oh the size won't matter. She's inflatable.

5 No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here.

4 Will you model this for me???

3 The Miracle What?? This is better than world peace!!

2 45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!

And the number one thing that a man should never, ever say out
loud in Victoria's Secret:

1 Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your fat a** into that.

 

[Jdarg]

I like #2.

 

[Landlocked]

I like #2.

Ain't that the truth? I pay 45 bucks for a rubber band that she's gonna wear for 4.6 seconds.

 

[Jdarg]

Ain't that the truth? I pay 45 bucks for a rubber band that she's gonna wear for 4.6 seconds.

Your money is better spent on a nice dinner, bottle of wine, or.....here is a free idea- an offer to clean the entire house and do it right!!! Although many women might just fall over dead with the free idea and that wouldn't be fun!

 

[kathydwells]

Ain't that the truth? I pay 45 bucks for a rubber band that she's gonna wear for 4.6 seconds.

WOW...you're quick LL!!!

 

[Landlocked]

WOW...you're quick LL!!!

I don't mess around

 

[kathydwells]

I don't mess around

GET ER DONE.

 

[CastlesOfSand]

GET ER DONE.

 

[Jdarg]

Let's add a few--


#11. Do you want this butt floss in black or red?

#12. See-through is not good on you.

#13. Didn't I buy that for you before? (OOPs- that was for the mistress!)

 

[ktschris]

Ain't that the truth? I pay 45 bucks for a rubber band that she's gonna wear for 4.6 seconds.

She's a very lucky woman! With that kind of speed, she won't even miss a commercial!