Truth or BS?

[Beach Runner]

Okay, BR spill it. I say False on both counts but who knows...you are the hood beater!

1. True. I dropped by the gym to pick up my daughter from a middle-school dance. As if I were an errant child, the teacher screamed at me, "No shoes allowed in the gym!" Well, (a) I was just standing in the doorway, and (b) I had just made a donation worthy of being listed on a bronze plaque for that new gym floor. So I threw the damn boots at her. That wasn't our only confrontation. I was on the board of directors. She was terminated. BTW it didn't embarrass Beach Jacket. She hated that woman, too.
2. False. I didn't beat her up. I just pulled that divorced-and-I-need-any-man-to-take-care-of-me-and-my-kids biotch's hair out. Don't mess with Texas, and don't mess with me -- I'm half Texan (Mom was born and raised in Van Zandt County).

 

[dbuck]

It's actually kind of a long story but...I had borrowed a friends dress to wear. It was strapless and it buttoned in the front. Kinda like the pic below but with buttons. I had to pull it together to get it buttoned. It had these really small pearl buttons that weren't easy to button. I had been out in the sun that day and had some really good tan lines from my bikini. Oh, did I mention that I was 21 when this happened and I decided not to wear a bra with this dress? ( probably the only time EVER) Anyway I had a hot date (future hubby) coming over for dinner. I went to the grocery store to buy things for dinner, it was a saturday afternoon and really busy, every lane had a bagger and there were lines of people everywhere.
I bent down to empty my cart and part of my dress caught on the cart.....my whole dress from the waist up sprang open! Yes, I flashed every bag boy there. The whole scene plays like slow motion in my mind. Still. A kind older lady that was behind me said...honey, I'll stand here while you get yourself together. God bless her. I just wanted to run away but I stood there and buttoned those dang pearl buttons and paid for my groceries and left. I did not shop at that grocery store again for 10 years! No kidding. I was mortified. Of course after 20 years I can laugh about tit. ( leaving the typo I just made LOLOLOL)

but you were just 21, can you imagine how you would feel now? I bet the bag boys were very happy they were scheduled to work that day.

1. True. I dropped by the gym to pick up my daughter from a middle-school dance. As if I were an errant child, the teacher screamed at me, "No shoes allowed in the gym!" Well, (a) I was just standing in the doorway, and (b) I had just made a donation worthy of being listed on a bronze plaque for that new gym floor. So I threw the damn boots at her. That wasn't our only confrontation. I was on the board of directors. She was terminated. BTW it didn't embarrass Beach Jacket. She hated that woman, too.
2. False. I didn't beat her up. I just pulled that divorced-and-I-need-any-man-to-take-care-of-me-and-my-kids biotch's hair out. Don't mess with Texas, and don't mess with me -- I'm half Texan (Mom was born and raised in Van Zandt County).

and you are such a tiny thing . . . SO the moral of the story is
"DON'T MESS WITH BEACH RUNNER!"

 

[audie]

t or f my mother has already crapped herself in hawaii :roll:

 

[Beachbummette]

t or f my mother has already crapped herself in hawaii :roll:

TRUE!:clap_1: :clap_1: Just 'cause it is your mother and we love stories about her....so do tell more! (I love this game)

 

[audie]

of course this is true !! pop said they were coming back from dinner, them and 2 other couples and shazam ! mom's supercolon kicked in. he was so mad because he told her to go before they left the eating place and she didn't....

 

[Lady D]

of course this is true !! pop said they were coming back from dinner, them and 2 other couples and shazam ! mom's supercolon kicked in. he was so mad because he told her to go before they left the eating place and she didn't....

This is too funny!

 

[Cheering472]

Oh Audie I just love your mom!!!

 

[audie]

i laugh when she calls us from hawaii on pop's cell phone, there is a bit of a delay, so when she doesn't immediately here my reply she starts saying "there's something wrong with your phone pop" or she keeps going "hello hello hello - i don't think she can here me" :rofl:

 

[Miss Kitty]

My dear BR...you need to get yourself back to SoWal. We have some things to discuss.

 

[Mermaid]

My dear BR...you need to get yourself back to SoWal. We have some things to discuss.

I hope you are not going to teach BR how to be a 100% Texan, Miss Kitty. She does well enough with half.