And now, Urban, for your next service to the University of Florida ...
Go away. Get out of there. Don't work there, and if you can swing it, don't even live there.
While Meyer takes off the next few months or even years to rest his heart and be with his family, Foley foolishly wants him to work for the athletic department.
And Meyer, crazily, seems inclined to say yes.
Meanwhile, new Florida football coach Will Muschamp will get whiplash from looking over his shoulder. And Gator Nation will get hoarse from shrieking for Meyer's return once Muschamp hits a rough patch. Which, as a rookie head coach making his debut in the brutal SEC, he will. Probably in October 2011, when the Gators play Alabama, LSU, Auburn and Georgia, only one of those games in Gainesville. Imagine the Gators going 2-2 or even 1-3 in that stretch. Can you hear what would happen next? I can:
Bring back Urban! He's rested, he's ready, and he's still living in Gainesville!