Maybe I should join Parler so I can receive the “real truth” these trump terrorists are receiving.
This is something somebody wrote on that facebook thing. I just copied and pasted. It's just fun:
Dear insurrectionist MAGAts:
I want to first personally and sincerely thank you for so clearly and concisely demonstrating to the entire world what we've known about you all along - that you are nothing more than a mob of terrorist goons. You really did us a solid. It was the political equivalent of accidentally tasing yourself in the nuts, resulting in your own death. So, congratulations and thank you.
But even more important, I hope the following instills you with absolute paranoia and unrelenting terror in the days to come.
I'm in IT. I've been a software engineer for over 20 years, so I know of what I speak.
I can tell you for a fact that every one of your cell phones was tracked and it's location recorded down to the square foot during your little stunt by both cell phone providers and OS (Apple and Android) who keep these records. If you had an active cell phone during the insurrection and you were in that building, the government now knows exactly who you are, exactly where in the building you were, when you entered and how long you were there.
This information is more than enough to provide enough physical evidence to find you and ultimately convict you in a court of law.
Now, it will most certainly take a warrant to get all this information, and that'll take some time. So, you might have enough time to find a nice, cozy cave out in Yellowstone national park that you can squat in for the foreseeable near future while hiding from your ultimate arrest. Yes, you can run, but you can't hide - not for long, anyway..
But to continue - on top of that the immense information available to cross-reference by - including DNA from cigarette butts, finger prints, time-stamped video recordings in the building, witness testimony from USCP officers, and of course your own affinity for live streaming your stupid - I'd put the chances of you not being hunted down, arrested, tried and ultimately convicted of a broad range of state and federal charges next to nil.
Paranoid yet? No? Allow me to continue...
Your very government (i.e., the NSA and Homeland Security to name just a couple) already have this information and are coordinating with the FBI and USCP as we speak. And the NSA in particular are especially good ant sifting through raw intel, which quite frankly, is little more than a SQL query on the database(s) your information is stored. If I had access to this data, I could easily tell you every single person that was in that building and who belonged there and who didn't in about three minutes.
Say it again... three minutes.
Think deleting your Facebook, Twitter or other social media accounts will help you hide? Surprise! They're tracking your location too, and even when you delete your account, it's not actually physically deleted, merely stored in a state that is no longer available to access to you or the public.
But... it is there. All of it.
So, my dear MAGAt friends, I'll close by saying that if you're paranoid, you're in fear of your legal life, you should be, and no matter how paranoid you are right now, you're not nearly paranoid enough.
Enjoy.