what do retired people do all day?

[Teresa]

What do retired people do all day?

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went down town and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08."

I try to have a litte fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health!

 

[Smiling JOe]

Toots, don't tell us that you are retiring.

 

[greenroomsurfer]

Your husband spent all the money on this new site you can't retire.

 

[Teresa]

Toots, don't tell us that you are retiring.

never!

 

[Mermaid]

My mother sends me Hillary jokes all the time so I sent this one to her. She says thanks.

 

[Scooter]

Tootsie - my sentiments exactly on the Hillary thing.

 

[Sand Angel]

Can't wait to retire!

 

[Franny]

Made me laugh!!

 

[Mystified]

NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH

A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her
attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.'

The lady can't take this any more, 'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,'
she retorted indignantly.In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.'

Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. 'Who talkin'abouta sex?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '.'

$5.00 says you're gonna read this again

 

[Mystified]

No offense to anyone but I hear that retired folks go to early bird everyday at 4 then share a meal. If thats not bad enough they steal all the Sweet n' Low packets and jelly!!!

I hope to do the same thing when I retire.