*sigh*
Can we still pee in the Gulf?
Interesting you should bring that up.
Rumor has it that where there is public access, the STATE government is going to install computerized weight scales at the entrances.
* Each person is weighed and receives a computer printed tag with date, time and one's weight.
* All food/drink items are also weighed.
* Upon departure from the beach, the beach goer is then reweighed along with all food and drink.
* If a negative difference exceeds .5% of one's body weight, a citation is issued to the beachgoer for unlawful pollution of state waters. This amount may be adjusted for dehydration due to ambient temperature and relative humidity.
Private property owners are exempt from this new requirement due to riparian rights.
Florida DEP is forming a new department called
TPE which stands for Triple "P" Enforcement (piss, poop, pay).
Folks, this is a serious issue!