Baby shows are a standard feature at county fairs around here. Several years ago a friend and i judged the toddler division (age 18 to 24 months). We picked the little girls in gingham dresses or sunsuits and were stopped on our way out by an irate father. His child had on a pageant dress, mascara, lipgloss and blush. We tried to explain that we thought a baby representing the fair should have a natural look but he was having a fit. We had to be escorted to our car by fair officials.