You are conflating too many of your personal prejudices towards conservatives.
First let's talk about drinking the Kool Aid. My personal opinions, Abortion--It is your body, your decision. Gay Marriage - Marry your parakeet if you want. Gun Control - I don't have guns, don't like them and do not see a need for them. Start hunting clubs, cops use tazers. Marijuana - Smoke up Johnny. Education - Needs improvement, might start with paying teachers more and bringing in educators, not baby sitters. Taxation - We seemed to do okay until 1913 without an IRS, flat tax across the board, corporations too. Immigration - When you have the answer you let me know. Minimum wage - A fair wage, not simply to meet a ridiculous demand. Entitlements - only with stipulations for re-education and personal accountability. Religion - not in school and pray to who or whatever makes you be a better person. States rights - all for it, limited Federal government. Military - Required 1 year of service at 18. Keep the peace, have the ability to defend your way of life (after all we have all of these new friends to protect). We had very good, long time friends in the World Financial Center and at the Marriott on 9/11 who fortunately were not hurt, but they lost friends in the Trade Center, so I may have a skewed opinion on the military I suppose.
I could add more. I don't like to be placed in a box and labeled. I prefer to pick and choose what I believe, you know that free thinking idea. Now on the other hand, I can look at your comments and generally surmise that you are unbending, fanatically left wing, Republican hating individual. Personally, if there were a viable third party I feel fairly confident that I would be carrying their flag.
So at this point I would give you the famous biblical passage of "He who lives in glass houses should not cast stones, or bricks, or rocks...ya know."
FYI--I do not watch Fox News, I do not listen to Hannity or Limbaugh. I don't own guns, or really go to church for that matter, I hang a little to the right though..ya know.