Coffee drinkers out there--answer a question for me

[Lynnie]

From coffee and BO to stinky rose poop! I digg it!!
:funn:

 

[Beach Runner]

That song was my family's anthem for a certain local election in 2004. It fit the situation perfectly.

 

[JUL]

this guy has to be very thin and I would like to see his heart rate and rhythm

 

[NoHall]

this guy has to be very thin and I would like to see his heart rate and rhythm

I would say that he is of slight build, but not skinny.

Did I mention that he's nuckin' futs? That's how the rest of the faculty found out how much he's drinking--the kids think he's crazy and blame the coffee.

 

[Lynnie]

So, has someone spoken with him, yet? Does he still stink?

My French teacher in high school stank....how appropro. One of the nuns said something to her and she was mortified. Now that I remember this, they told her to have her woolen clothing cleaned as it was absorbing her odors and stank even though she might be clean.......that was the diplomatic way, I suppose.

 

[Matt J]

Have funn with it. Buy caffinated water and use it in the coffee maker. Grind beans and throw in a couple tabs of nodoze.

 

[NoHall]

One of the teachers told him to take a shower last week.

Today one of my classes was watching "The Gods Must Be Crazy," and there was a scene involving elephant dung. One of my kids piped up, "Ma'am! Mr. _______ says that he is only going to drink bottled water next year!" I laughed and asked what made him think to tell me that, and he said, "Mr. _______ smells like dung."

 

[5thGenFlo]

I'd heard that about alcohol and about garlic, but I'm thinking THAT much coffee has to be doing it. Or maybe he's drinking heavily at night. Either way, you know it's bad when the students (who have to be thrown in the shower by bigger cadets periodically) complain of the smell.

Why the aromatic advice is the best reply yet. Perhaps persuading this guy into opting for a little aromatic type coffee, like hazzlenut, mocha or french vanilla could alter that coffee breath and dirty socks mixed together smell and result in a more coffee breath and new born puppy breath mixed together smell. Now that's a great smell!

 

[Lynnie]

Why the aromatic advice is the best reply yet. Perhaps persuading this guy into opting for a little aromatic type coffee, like hazzlenut, mocha or french vanilla could alter that coffee breath and dirty socks mixed together smell and result in a more coffee breath and new born puppy breath mixed together smell. Now that's a great smell!

Puppy breath!

 

[NoHall]

Why the aromatic advice is the best reply yet. Perhaps persuading this guy into opting for a little aromatic type coffee, like hazzlenut, mocha or french vanilla could alter that coffee breath and dirty socks mixed together smell and result in a more coffee breath and new born puppy breath mixed together smell. Now that's a great smell!

Puppy breath!

1) Y'all are weird. Puppy breath?! Ewwww.

2) He isn't drinking turd-flavored coffee--it's not his breath that smells. Actually, his breath used to smell like coffee, but now no one can even get close enough to him to find out if he has coffee breath because he smells like an old outhouse.

I don't drink coffee, but I love the way it smells whether it is flavored or just the plain ol' Maxwell House my dad drinks. I can even tolerate coffee breath on a normal person who otherwise has good hygiene. This dude STINKS.