My experience living beach front:
1. Private beachfront does get daily pickups, as the tourists also use these garbage bags a lot
2. In the 81/2 years living on the beach, During this time, I have probably seen 5 or 6 times, county employees cleaning up public beach. Although, they do drive it most every night, except maybe big parts of January and February.
3. The volunteers that protect wildlife are thorough and diligent and I am sure that they will come to your property and handle wildlife protection equally.
4. Intensive law enforcement. When the Sheriff's SOP came out about beach front owners and trespassing, we complied to every request, documents being sealed when presented to officer, social security numbers, collected, blood and hair samples (just kidding). But then there was one thing the SOP required that is impossible. And that was to mark our property boundaries out into the water
5. Government employees on or around private beach to save tourists from endangering themselves? that is non existent, so I don't know what to say but, "nuh unh."
6. Government clean up and restoration in the event of a natural disaster. About beach restoration, many beach property owners wanted to pay for their titled property to be restored as planned. But once it is restored by government funds, it becomes public. So, if delegated money had been spent to restore the public beaches and private beach owners paid for private beach restoration, then we'd be squabbling over a better beach, but with ugly sand. It wasn't about the best for the beaches, it was a failed attempt at a land grab.
7. You don't get millions spent on advertising to make more money on property. First of all, why so much to sell paradise. Plus, no one makes money from overcrowding but tow trucks and tent makers. People want to come here and feel special, not one of the herd.
8. Sitting on a towel for a few minutes. That would be most welcome. If that's all there was, but, thinking it through, it shows other people that they can come over and they may not want to sit on a towel for a few minutes. More than likely they set up their unmrellas that may very well fly down the beach. Then behind that is the tent and all it's ropes and holes. Later that night, this will be the same tent that code enforcement will be called about and drive by, and even spotlight for the next three nights.
Trappings? Tourists craping up the beaches and roads. Pay private property tax on top property tax, pick up,trash, fill holes, have the sheriff sabatoge your rights, and defend what you are titled to. That's what we do daily.