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Miss Kitty

Meow
Jun 10, 2005
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Dabell said:
Yeah A good one! You know.. the one that knows the judge...

Eeeeeee, sounds illegal to me! Look in the TV Guide or watch a local station!
 

Landlocked

Beach Fanatic
May 16, 2005
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Sueshore said:
Eeeeeee, sounds illegal to me! Look in the TV Guide or watch a local station!

I don't know if its illegal but it sure as hell helps. While in college, I had a little run in with the law in a small, rural county in Alabama. After spending 14 hours in jail, I was eating lunch the next day with the prosecutor, the judge (the prosecutor's brother) and my attorney (the prosecutor and judges other brother). I'm not kidding. Like it never happened!

Fee to my attorney: $115.00
Fee to the county + court costs: $800.00
Lunch at Willow Point: $150.00
Clean Record: Priceless

I learned my lesson. You won't catch me driving at .19 again.
 

CastlesOfSand

Beach Fanatic
Jul 11, 2005
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Fee to my attorney: $115.00
Fee to the county + court costs: $800.00
Lunch at Willow Point: $150.00
Clean Record: Priceless

:funn: Cute!!!
 

Dabell

Beach Fanatic
Sep 15, 2005
471
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New York
Landlocked said:
I don't know if its illegal but it sure as hell helps. While in college, I had a little run in with the law in a small, rural county in Alabama. After spending 14 hours in jail, I was eating lunch the next day with the prosecutor, the judge (the prosecutor's brother) and my attorney (the prosecutor and judges other brother). I'm not kidding. Like it never happened!

Fee to my attorney: $115.00
Fee to the county + court costs: $800.00
Lunch at Willow Point: $150.00
Clean Record: Priceless

I learned my lesson. You won't catch me driving at .19 again.

Well the do say: a good lawyer knows other good lawyers and A Really Good Lawyer knows the Judge!

Your Attorney fees, $115? Were nothing! My Divorce cost me $17,000
She really needs a good lawyer, maybe Kurt knows of one...
 

Landlocked

Beach Fanatic
May 16, 2005
3,216
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Alabama
Dabell said:
Well the do say: a good lawyer knows other good lawyers and A Really Good Lawyer knows the Judge!

Your Attorney fees, $115? Were nothing! My Divorce cost me $17,000
She really needs a good lawyer, maybe Kurt knows of one...

Yep. $115.00

If your divorce cost you 17 grand I'd hate to see what it cost your ex. :shock:
 

Mermaid

picky
Aug 11, 2005
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$17K for divorce? I'm so glad my husband and I still like each other! Ouch!
 

Rudyjohn

SoWal Insider
Feb 10, 2005
7,744
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Chicago Area
But, you know, sometimes it's worth the $$$$ to divorce someone that drives you crazy.
(That really IS a lot, tho. Was it worth it, Dabell??)
 

hutch

Beach Lover
For that kind money $17,000 :eek: you should be able to hire one our Hollywood lawyers. Not Hollywood GA, but Hollywood CA like the one the Stars use. Do know of any local Destin attorney that does what you want to do. I sure they are out there. If you need a real good real estate attorney I have one of the best! Won a large judgment for me. Maybe you friend should call the guys that run ads on the local TV stations. They are in PC. They sure talk good! Sorry, not trying to be funny. A good lawyer is hard to find.
I know I have 4 working for me in our business.

the hutch
 

Smiling JOe

SoWal Expert
Nov 18, 2004
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Warning! Achtung! I dipped into the hAllOwEEn candy (chocolate). I do not normally eat chocolate, but it does go well with the bottle of red Wine. Look out! - crazy posts ahead, perhaps, unless the other side of the teeter totter takes over.

Now where is that teeter totter smilie devil v angel?

I have never snorted cocaine, but I bet this chocolate ain't far off.
 
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