I made a quick unplanned emergency trip to DFS yesterday (check-out day) leaving Seagrove about 1:00 pm. As a local, I do know better than to get on 331 on check-out day, but it couldn't be avoided. Made it up there in record time just doing the speed limit because of the 4-lane opening, and even up the stretch from Freeport to DFS. Honestly, I haven't made the trip as quickly since the 1970's. My journey took me from DFS to VPS (on US 90 and SR 285 since I-10 is also a zoo), then back across SR 20 to Freeport to come back home on the last stretch of 331 about 4:00 pm. Thought all would be well since it seemed to be moving smoothly when I went north on the first leg and the check-in crowd was already making their way southward. Made good time (again at the legal speed limit) from Freeport to about 3280. At 3280, it was backed up....bumper to bumper with horns honking in both lanes. Haven't seen such a mess since the early 80's when I lived in the DC area and commuted into Washington every day and back home 60 miles south of DC in northern Virginia. The problem turned out to be (as I suspected) the merge into two-lane traffic just before the relief bridge. As I experienced in DC commute traffic, everybody rushes to the choke point, then doesn't want to let the other lane merge -- like the beach is going to dry up before they get there. Having been to the rodeo before in DC, I just stayed in my lane until about Putnal's, then started nudging gently across with my turn signal going well before making my move. Cut off some lady in a small brown SUV with Tennessee plates when I was able to get enough of the truck over into the single lane --- she wasn't happy for some reason. All she had to do was avoid hitting the car in front of her and let me in. I returned her one-finger salute with a cheerful wave. I was able to wave cheerfully at her again when we were sitting side by side at the 331/98 traffic light - much to my amusement, but clearly not hers. I know all this will go away when both bridges are open and the four-laning is completed all the way to DFS, so not too concerned. It was as I said,an unplanned emergency trip. I do hope she has a great week at the beach, but frankly I wish she'd have just stayed in Tennessee.