Official Thong Policy

[Beach Runner]

WILD THING!!!!!

I decided that if my husband was watching topless women, it might as well be me!

 

[OhioBeachBum]

Flossing in publice is generally not a good idea.

 

[Landlocked]

I decided that if my husband was watching topless women, it might as well be me!

There you go! Although I couldn't convince my wife to do the same in Mexico. "Come on baby, you don't know any of these people!"

 

[kathydwells]

"Come on baby, you don't know any of these people!"

No, but she knew you, she probably didn't want to be "shaking" all over the beach.

 

[Landlocked]

No, but she knew you, she probably didn't want to be "shaking" all over the beach.

 

[Abby Prentiss]

NUDITY
ARTICLE II. PUBLIC NUDITY ORDINANCE*
Sec. 13-27. Intent.
It is the intent of this article to protect and preserve the health, safety, welfare, and morals of the citizens of Walton County by prohibiting a person from intentionally or recklessly appearing or being nude, or causing another person to appear to be nude, in a public place and in other places which may reasonably be expected to be observed by the public withinthe unincorporated areas of Walton County except:

Nude: Any person insufficiently clothed in any manner so that any of the following body parts are not entirely covered with a fully opaque covering:

(1) The male or female genitals, or

(2) The male or female pubic area, or

(3) The female breast (see the last sentence in this subsection), or

(4) The buttocks. Attire which is insufficient to comply with this requirement includes, but is not limited to, G-Strings, T-Backs,dental floss and thongs.

Body paint, body dyes, tattoos, liquid latex whether wet or dried, and similar substances shall not be considered opaque covering. Each female person may determine which one-fourth of her breast surface area (see definition of "breast") contiguous to and containing the nipple and the areola is to be covered.

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Someone was asking me if I knew the County Laws regarding nudity and thongs. Here is just a snippit from Article II Nudity.

So, if you appear to be nude, look out. How does one make another person "appear" nude? Do they help dress a person in nude colored body suits? No nude colored speedos for Landlocked or you will be known as LockedNJail, and don't think about getting your wife to help dress you into that nude colored speedo because she will be known as Mrs LockedNJail2.

What is "dental floss?" Do people actually wear it?

Is this for real?

 

[ksyoshikawa]

Flossing in publice is generally not a good idea.

LOL Hilarious reply to a ridiculous ordinance. The old speedo I had in high school would probably be obscene but not to worry I would be to embarrassed (pun intended) to wear it now.

 

[Jim Tucker]

Butt floss. A funny phrase.

 

[Hop]

Our puritanical society needs to get over themselves. People should be able to sunbathe however they like. If you don't want to see, don't look. It should not be legislated by the county how we can and cannot dress. I personally don't mind if my 7 year old son sees the human form whether it's a euro-man's hairy backside or a woman's bosom. It's an opportunity for us to discuss different people's viewpoints. Just my opinion.

 

[Abby Prentiss]

Our puritanical society needs to get over themselves. People should be able to sunbathe however they like. If you don't want to see, don't look. It should not be legislated by the county how we can and cannot dress. I personally don't mind if my 7 year old son sees the human form whether it's a euro-man's hairy backside or a woman's bosom. It's an opportunity for us to discuss different people's viewpoints. Just my opinion.

I agree with you but americans' weight problem could be something we don't want to see in all its glory. Especially since so many of our visitors are from southern fried states.