Random Rants

[Matt J]

Miss Kitty and I are casing your place. We hear you have an outstanding collection of light up Christmas sweaters and Streisand albums. Those are hot items in hot 'lanta! We'll be watching you! :shock:

P.S. Where do you leave your new bike? We're not that good at being sneaky and don't want to tip off your neighbors.

P.S.S When will you be gone, so we can sneak over there?

well, i just tipped the best towing man 10 dollah and told him to go buy himself a beer, for all his hard work. i hate handling man jobs.

Sorry, we don't have any Streisand albums in this house. Lighted Christmas sweaters yes.

P.S. I'm leaving it on the back porch for now. I will probably take it back to the WC bike barn as it is clearly plastered on the side. I'm assuming it was "borrowed" since the license plate is broken.

P.S.S. I only leave for parties and the beach club. Otherwise I am here and watching my bikes and crab trap like a hawk.

 

[Sheila]

Sorry, we don't have any Streisand albums in this house. Lighted Christmas sweaters yes.

P.S. I'm leaving it on the back porch for now. I will probably take it back to the WC bike barn as it is clearly plastered on the side. I'm assuming it was "borrowed" since the license plate is broken.

P.S.S. I only leave for parties and the beach club. Otherwise I am here and watching my bikes and crab trap like a hawk.

P.P.S.S. Could you leave a couple of refreshments for us on the back porch? Kitty usually needs a little libation after a pilfering expedition. Just a little planters punch with a couple of orange slices will do.

Thanks in advance!

 

[Matt J]

P.P.S.S. Could you leave a couple of refreshments for us on the back porch? Kitty usually needs a little libation after a pilfering expedition. Just a little planters punch with a couple of orange slices will do.

Thanks in advance!

No problem, what would you like or is two glasses and a pitcher of planter's punch sufficient?

 

[Beach Runner]

Well, I jsut got word that the hooligans that just left my kondo BURNED a hole in the master quilt! You heard me...BURNED a hole! The good news is they are getting their a$$e$ charged. The bad news is they can only charge them for the quilt...not the shams, the curtains and chair that match. On the bright side, they didn't burn the building down.

Guess I'll be shopping when I get there.

Can't find Peacock Alley in SoWal. What to do?

 

[Sheila]

No problem, what would you like or is two glasses and a pitcher of planter's punch sufficient?

Perfection! We'll be lurking soon.

 

[Miss Kitty]

No luck finding a replacement quilt...bought it at Pizitz in 2003. I did have the receipt...eat that suckers. Guess I'll go with the white hotel style comforter. I know ONE person that will be happy.

Cod...swgb...get that pitcher ready...gttbm will get the crabs. :funn:

So, I couldn't find my cell phone. Tore house up looking for it. Mr. Kitty found it in one of my bathroom drawers. No, I am not lacking any brain cells.

Did I tell y'all how much I hate packing? Almost done!

 

[Sheila]

No luck finding a replacement quilt...bought it at Pizitz in 2003. I did have the receipt...eat that suckers. Guess I'll go with the white hotel style comforter. I know ONE person that will be happy.

Cod...swgb...get that pitcher ready...gttbm will get the crabs. :funn:

So, I couldn't find my cell phone. Tore house up looking for it. Mr. Kitty found it in one of my bathroom drawers. No, I am not lacking any brain cells.

Did I tell y'all how much I hate packing? Almost done!

SWGB, leave your door unlocked. We need to get in to check out a new komforter, for the kitty kondo. Just leave the pitcher on the table.

 

[Miss Kitty]

SWGB, leave your door unlocked. We need to get in to check out a new komforter, for the kitty kondo. Just leave the pitcher on the table.

BINGO!

 

[Lynnie]

Y'all are killing me.............

 

[TooFarTampa]

Well, I jsut got word that the hooligans that just left my kondo BURNED a hole in the master quilt! You heard me...BURNED a hole! The good news is they are getting their a$$e$ charged. The bad news is they can only charge them for the quilt...not the shams, the curtains and chair that match. On the bright side, they didn't burn the building down.

Guess I'll be shopping when I get there.

Last year one of our renters burned one of our window blinds! Fortunately it wasn't hard to find a matching one.

Some people will do anything to avoid washing a comforter! :roll:

hee hee