Which Side of the Fence?

[Edgy Grammy]

A dear friend sent me the following little message. I thought it was just funny at first, but then the more I read it ...it started to ring true. I am sure that many of our far leaning posters will not find it funny and will try to put me in my place for sharing it. But it is just too good to ignore.

Which side of the fence?
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn?t buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn?t eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this, he'll share, it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".

Since I'm a Republican I had to share.....

 

[walk the walk]

A dear friend sent me the following little message. I thought it was just funny at first, but then the more I read it ...it started to ring true. I am sure that many of our far leaning posters will not find it funny and will try to put me in my place for sharing it. But it is just too good to ignore.

Which side of the fence?
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn?t buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn?t eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this, he'll share, it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".

Since I'm a Republican I had to share.....

Common sense...... and liberals choose not to use it but instead fight it.
Liberals are the squeeky wheel and many conservatives choose to be quiet.I registered as an independent at 18 but at 38,have found myself more conservative lately,things have really changed radically in my short life.The democratic party has allowed itself to be controlled by a handfull of far leftists.

 

[Lake View Too]

Ya'll have a nice day!

 

[Edgy Grammy]

Ya'll have a nice day!

"A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".
Does your mean you deleted it?

 

[Lake View Too]

"A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".
Does your mean you deleted it?

I'm so sorry, but I didn't get this message in my inbox, so I couldn't forward it, or delete it, for that matter. I normally don't forward simple-minded mean-spirited generalizations anyway, so I thought ya'll would be just happy without my input. Was I wrong?

 

[AlphaCrab]

My goodness, I think edgy granny has just crossed the "edge" of no return...and I mean that in the most respectful manner possible.

 

[LuciferSam]

I'm so sorry, but I didn't get this message in my inbox, so I couldn't forward it, or delete it, for that matter. I normally don't forward simple-minded mean-spirited generalizations anyway, so I thought ya'll would be just happy without my input. Was I wrong?

Yeah, I thought you could only delete your own posts.:roll:

 

[ugabuga]

You Might Be A Republican If...

You think "proletariat" is a type of cheese.
You've named your kids "Deduction one" and "Deduction two".
You've tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were just allowed to keep more of their minimum wage.
You've ever referred to someone as "my (insert racial or ethnic minority here) friend".
You've ever tried to prove Jesus was a capitalist and opposed to welfare.
You're a pro-lifer, but support the death penalty.
You think Huey Newton is a cookie.
You think the Theory of Evolution was a liberal propaganda.
The only union you support is the Baseball Players, because heck, they're richer than you.
You drive a Buick with all the chrome options and wired hubcaps.
You think you might remember laughing once as a kid.
You once broke loose at a party and removed your neck tie.
You call mall rent-a-cops "jack-booted thugs."
You've ever referred to the moral fiber of something.
You've ever uttered the phrase, "Why don't we just bomb the sons of *****es."
You've ever said, "I can't wait to get into business school."
You've ever called a secretary or waitress "Tootsie."
You answer to "The Man."
You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense.
You fax the FBI a list of "Commies in my Neighborhood."
You don't let your kids watch Sesame Street because you accuse Bert and Ernie of "sexual deviance."
You scream "Dit-dit-ditto" while making love.
You've argued that art has a "moral foundation set in Western values."
When people say "Marx," you think "Groucho."
You've ever yelled, "Hey hippie, get a haircut."
You think Birkenstock was that radical rock concert in 1969.
You argue that you need 300 handguns, in case a bear ever attacks your home.
Vietnam makes a lot of sense to you.
You point to Hootie and the Blowfish as evidence of the end of racism in America.
You've ever said civil liberties, schmivil schmiberties.
You've ever said "Clean air? Looks clean to me."
You've ever called education a luxury.
You look down through a glass ceiling and chuckle.
You wonder if donations to the Pentagon are tax-deductible.
You came of age in the '60s and don't remember Bob Dylan.
You own a vehicle with an "Ollie North: American Hero" sticker.
You're afraid of the "liberal media."
You ever based an argument on the phrase, "Well, tradition dictates...."
You ever based an argument on the phrase, "Well, the Bible said...."
You ever told a child that Oscar the Grouch "lives in a trash can because he is lazy and doesn't want to contribute to society."
You've ever urged someone to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, when they don't even have shoes.
You confuse Lenin with Lennon.

 

[Bob]

A dear friend sent me the following little message. I thought it was just funny at first, but then the more I read it ...it started to ring true. I am sure that many of our far leaning posters will not find it funny and will try to put me in my place for sharing it. But it is just too good to ignore.

Which side of the fence?
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn?t buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn?t eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this, he'll share, it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".

Since I'm a Republican I had to share.....

i am a repub, an alienated one, but that email is way over the top. instead of picking off each statement, let's just say i hope someone finds that funny for their own reasons

 

[sarawind]

A dear friend sent me the following little message. I thought it was just funny at first, but then the more I read it ...it started to ring true. I am sure that many of our far leaning posters will not find it funny and will try to put me in my place for sharing it. But it is just too good to ignore.

Since I'm a Republican I had to share.....

Funny and oh, so true. Thanks for sharing.

Ugabuga yours is pretty funny too in a smarmy kind of way but nevertheless funny.