I don't get it...

[Smiling JOe]

First, let me say that I do not believe in animal cruelty. Today, I received a boycott email because this list of companies tests their products on animals. I just don't get it. Can you help me understand the ones listed below. The original list was much larger, but I am curious about these.

Calvin Klein & Adidas - are they trying on outfits? Arm&Hammer - are they whitening their teeth?Charmin, Cottonelle, & Kleenex - Don't tell me they are wiping monkey butts and blowing their noses.
Colgate & Crest - Are they brushing their teeth?
Eukanuba - Don't tell me that they are feeding the dogs dogfood?
Folgers - My dog loves coffee
Iams - maybe testing out some cat food on some cats?
Pantene- I often use Pantene to wash my dogs, and it seems to do their skin and hair well.

 

[30gAy]

Well I tried to get my pudgy ass in a pair of CalvinKlein low rise jeans last weekend at the Outlet Mall, -don't tell me about animal cruelty.

Let's just say that the Cheekmonks were not getting in that cage.

...............need I go into details about the impact on their stored nuts?

 

[kathydwells]

Well I tried to get my pudgy ass in a pair of CalvinKlein low rise jeans last weekend at the Outlet Mall, -don't tell me about animal cruelty.

Let's just say that the Cheekmonks were not getting in that cage.

...............need I go into details about the impact on their stored nuts?

:funn: :funn:

 

[Miss Kitty]

Oh my goodness 30 gAy...what was in your latte this morning???

 

[DD]

Well I tried to get my pudgy ass in a pair of CalvinKlein low rise jeans last weekend at the Outlet Mall, -don't tell me about animal cruelty.

Let's just say that the Cheekmonks were not getting in that cage.

...............need I go into details about the impact on their stored nuts?

:rofl: :rofl:

 

[30gAy]

Oh my goodness 30 gAy...what was in your latte this morning???

Cafe Au 'Gay

Brewed coffee, preferably dark French roast with chicory, with half scalded -- NOT steamed -- milk, poured together from two pots.

To heat milk, scald over low heat in a sauce pan just until a thin film forms. Alternately, you can scald the milk in the microwave. Just fill a mug ? full of milk and heat until hot (about 40 seconds).

Add one shot of your favorite liqueur.

 

[Miss Kitty]

Cafe Au 'Gay

Brewed coffee, preferably dark French roast with chicory, with half scalded -- NOT steamed -- milk, poured together from two pots.

To heat milk, scald over low heat in a sauce pan just until a thin film forms. Alternately, you can scald the milk in the microwave. Just fill a mug ? full of milk and heat until hot (about 40 seconds).

Add one shot of your favorite liqueur.

...I stand corrected and am falling on the floor at the same time!!!

 

[Mermaid]

Cafe Au 'Gay

Brewed coffee, preferably dark French roast with chicory, with half scalded -- NOT steamed -- milk, poured together from two pots.

To heat milk, scald over low heat in a sauce pan just until a thin film forms. Alternately, you can scald the milk in the microwave. Just fill a mug ? full of milk and heat until hot (about 40 seconds).

Add one shot of your favorite liqueur.

Will you be a sweetie and tell me what are the proportions for making coffee? The man of the house--he who serves me coffee in bed each morning--is out of town for the week and I am at your mercy. I am forced to make my own coffee boohooooo. I tried this morning and it was a total disaster. I poured out 3 cups of water and 2 scoops of coffee and it brewed up to make p*ss water. I know it's not the coffee because I always buy good stuff so obviously I got the water wrong.

Help.

You will be doing a service for humanity.

 

[30gAy]

Will you be a sweetie and tell me what are the proportions for making coffee? The man of the house--he who serves me coffee in bed each morning--is out of town for the week and I am at your mercy. I am forced to make my own coffee boohooooo. I tried this morning and it was a total disaster. I poured out 3 cups of water and 2 scoops of coffee and it brewed up to make p*ss water. I know it's not the coffee because I always buy good stuff so obviously I got the water wrong.

Help.

You will be doing a service for humanity.

One level tablespoon of coffee per cup is the standard and works well regardless of your coffee maker.

But least we be accused of letting yet another thread go awry- I recommend that you first test your coffee on any available animal before drinking it yourself.

 

[Franny]

Well I tried to get my pudgy ass in a pair of CalvinKlein low rise jeans last weekend at the Outlet Mall, -don't tell me about animal cruelty.

Let's just say that the Cheekmonks were not getting in that cage.

...............need I go into details about the impact on their stored nuts?

You CRACK me up!!!