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Miss Kitty

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jdarg said:
He's thinking 2 things: 1) "If I wear this suit, it will make me look REALLY manly in a certain area", and 2) "Chicks won't be able to tear their eyes away from my enhanced manliness."

What the wearer does not realize is that most chicks are staring and snickering, and the few chicks that ARE drooling are not really chicks, if ya know what I mean.

Or maybe he just drank that giant marg at CoCo's.

Whoa.....it's sadder than I thought!! Perhaps if us girls start making wretching sounds at the sight of these "manly" guys they'd grab a towel and go buy a pair of board shorts!!
 

Jdarg

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Sueshore said:
Whoa.....it's sadder than I thought!! Perhaps if us girls start making wretching sounds at the sight of these "manly" guys they'd grab a towel and go buy a pair of board shorts!!


Now board shorts ARE hot!
 

aquaticbiology

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The sharks and rays stay in the great bathtub all year long. In the summer hot water, about the only things that don't leave are the sharks and rays, everything else goes deeper and cooler, hence the need for fishing boats to go out further in the summer. So, yes, in october the sharks and rays will be there, right up on the beach, biting the heads off anything they can reach (just as they do all year long).

However, in October the Great Pumpkin comes out and spits pumpkin seeds all over tourists! It's terribly awful! All the carnage!

NOTE: I suppose I am no longer a 'marine' person, as I have taken the freshwater position I guess I am now an 'aquatic' person since my new job title is 'aquatic biologist'. I had to change my thesis and everything. I really should change my name to prevent confusion, but it probably wont help me any. :blink: :dunno:

See, it all makes sense (sometimes)! :dunno:
 

Miss Kitty

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jdarg said:
Now board shorts ARE hot!

Oh yeah...those look good to me!! Are you listen "manly" wantabees??
 

Smiling JOe

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jdarg said:
He's thinking 2 things: 1) "If I wear this suit, it will make me look REALLY manly in a certain area", and 2) "Chicks won't be able to tear their eyes away from my enhanced manliness."

What the wearer does not realize is that most chicks are staring and snickering, and the few chicks that ARE drooling are not really chicks, if ya know what I mean.

Or maybe he just drank that giant marg at CoCo's.

Funny you say that. Two ladies walked up beside me when I was taking the photos. They looked at the water/beach, then, when they saw the man's bikini brief, they about fell on the deck laughing.
 

Kurt

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marinebiology451 said:
The sharks and rays stay in the great bathtub all year long. In the summer hot water, about the only things that don't leave are the sharks and rays, everything else goes deeper and cooler, hence the need for fishing boats to go out further in the summer. So, yes, in october the sharks and rays will be there, right up on the beach, biting the heads off anything they can reach (just as they do all year long).

However, in October the Great Pumpkin comes out and spits pumpkin seeds all over tourists! It's terribly awful! All the carnage!

NOTE: I suppose I am no longer a 'marine' person, as I have taken the freshwater position I guess I am now an 'aquatic' person since my new job title is 'aquatic biologist'. I had to change my thesis and everything. I really should change my name to prevent confusion, but it probably wont help me any. :blink: :dunno:

See, it all makes sense (sometimes)! :dunno:

How about "aquadude"?
 

Miss Kitty

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Smiling JOe said:
Funny you say that. Two ladies walked up beside me when I was taking the photos. They looked at the water/beach, then, when they saw the man's bikini brief, they about fell on the deck laughing.


This guy has taken over TWO threads! SJ...you saw some "real chicks" reaction to the red sling!
 

OhioBeachBum

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Smiling JOe said:
Marine boy, you just think you know everything.The next thing you will be telling me is that the Hammerheads and Bull Sharks don't come in close to shore to feed during the month of Oct in SoWal.
I could don my kevlar shorts and live with all of the other Oct plagues, it's the spectre of PhishMan, and many relative species that concern me. Does anyone sell PhV glasses that filter out the harmful rays? :blink:
 

Smiling JOe

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Sueshore said:
This guy has taken over TWO threads! SJ...you saw some "real chicks" reaction to the red sling!

No, they were reacting to the black sling in the photo which I took. Sorry for the confusion. Someone else took and posted this photo. I cannot remember who.
 

aquaticbiology

fishlips
May 30, 2005
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Done. I am now officially 'aquaticbiology' (with no university 'cellnumber'). Life always changes, dont it? Hearing some odd noises from the house - wonder if the power is back on - going to check.
 
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