average wedding cost...

if something should happen to mr audie and i ever think about getting married again


someone please bash me in the head with a 2x4

I have a theory. . . . .the more expensive the wedding, the least likely they'll stay married. The most expensive wedding I ever went to topped $200K. It was held in a mansion in Newport, RI -- a most unbelievable, over the top weekend full of parties. They were married less than 2 years.

you just may be on to something there....

I have a theory. . . . .the more expensive the wedding, the least likely they'll stay married. The most expensive wedding I ever went to topped $200K. It was held in a mansion in Newport, RI -- a most unbelievable, over the top weekend full of parties. They were married less than 2 years.

I think you might be on to something. My dad paid about 4k for my first one, which lasted a whopping 13 months. My current one cost me $20.00 at the courthouse, and we are working on 17 years.

if something should happen to mr audie and i ever think about getting married again


someone please bash me in the head with a 2x4

Sure, what are friends for.

since all mr audie wanted to do was pick fights with me yesterday, i would've loved to use the 2x4 on him...

i finally unleashed the beast and he left me alone

if something should happen to mr audie and i ever think about getting married again


someone please bash me in the head with a 2x4

Oh God, how did I miss this post - LOL.

:rofl: Funny thread!!

I think you might be on to something. My dad paid about 4k for my first one, which lasted a whopping 13 months. My current one cost me $20.00 at the courthouse, and we are working on 17 years.

:clap_1: way to go darlene.

13 months? better than dragging out 13 years, huh?

We didn't spend anywhere NEAR that. I think, for 125 guests, we ended up spending about 7K. (in 2004). I can't imagine spending 27K!!
Although, I guess if it wasn't my money, I might have. I have a cousin who spent about 40K on hers.. :roll: